Makenzie: Mom, I got grass and mud all over myself.
Mom: You are wearing your white shirt, aren't you?
Makenzie: Yes.
Mom: (Big Sigh!) Okay, How did you get grass and mud all over your shirt.
Makenzie: Michael dropped me in the muddy grass!
Mom: Michael, why did you drop your sister in the muddy grass?
Michael: Well, I was giving her a hug and I picked her up. She told me to put her down. She really should have been more specific.
