Morning conversations with Larry

Larry:  What are clouds made of?

Me:  Water Vapor

Larry: No they're not!  They are made of cotton balls.

Me: No they are made of water vapor.

Larry:  How do you know?

Me: I have flown through them in planes.  You can pass right through them.

Larry: You mean you can't sit on them?

Me:  Nope

Larry: Well on Mungus Island, you can sit on the clouds.  Mungus Island is on Dragon Tales

Me:  Dragon Tales is not real.  It is what we call fiction.

Larry:  Well I think that Dragon Tales is real and this world is friction because you have Magical Mommy Powers.

Me:  Magical Mommy Powers are not actually magic.  They are just enhanced powers of observation.

Larry:  So every time you tell me that you have Magical Mommy Powers you are tricking me?